Sajid cancels special screening for critics and reached to sadist directors
Chairman of Sadist Society of Directors in India (SSD), creative director of movie sets, creative artist in movie colours and part-time director, Sanjay Leela Bhansali (popularly known as SLB) tweeted that first time he laughed in his life, after watching Housefull 2.
"I think it is better to invite those directors and movie makers which know the worth of each money spent on the film. Dushman ka dushman dost hota hai," said Sajid Khan to media reporters before the screening of the movie.
Sources said that Sajid Khan invited many movie makers which are genuinely known in the industry as intellectual and heavy movies to understand makers. These include SLB, Ram Gopal Varma (RGV), Vishal Bharadwaj, Rakeysh Omprakash Mehra, Manirathnam and Anurag Kashyap, etc. While Karan Johar was busy in tweeting against Piggy Chopp he was not fortunate enough to see the screening.
According to sources, for around 2 and half hours the packed movie hall was hearing two sounds one was of course movie's and the other was laughter of all the moviemakers.
"I laughed so much. I never laughed in my life. I had to take pills from doctors over last 36 years to just smile. But Housefull 2 is awesome. Now I am feeling, I can also laugh. He he he.... He he he..." said Sanjay Leela Bhansali, after watching the movie.
However, he could not be able to recall what made him laugh so much. "Entire movie since the titles come in front of us is a big fun and laugh. Ha ha ha.... ha ha ha," said SLB.
SLB's doctors who were accompanying him through out the movie said "We were worried that SLB was so much laughing, jumping on his seats so much that we affraid he would have got heart attack and therefore we couldn't watch the movie. Still we feel that the movie was funny. Ha ha ha... ha ha ha..."
Sources said that SLB was in serious depressing situation (hyper depression, as he is a regular depressed person in his life) after watching his own movie Gujaarish. He also got depressed, after he came to know that his target audiences 'insects' and 'dogs' didn't watch the movie. But doctors said his condition is fine now and there is no need to further treatment.
Doctor Abhigopal Roy said "Now we plan to show him Hey Babby and Housefull to SLB so that we ensure he will laugh all day. We heard him saying Sajid 'once more' for the movie."
Other directors were also in a fun mood.
"Sajid's best movie so far. He he he... he he he...." said Ram Gopal Varma "I plan to make a sequel of my only comedy film RGV ki Aag 2."
Vishal Bharadwaj who is famous to for taking huge starcast in a small movie said "This movie ha ha ha... inspired me to add more star caste ha ha ha in the next movie ha ha ha..."
Sajid's strategy worked well as trade analysts are confused what to say after reading reviews of best creative (flop) movie directors of Bollywood.
Best review writer Taran Adarsh said "Now what can I say. If SLB and VB Sir are saying that the movie is fun. Then we have to write that way. We can't contest their idea and view. Our review is ready with 4 stars."
According to an independent survey, Taran Adarsh is most generous film critic in Bollywood and generally gives 3-4 stars for 97.8% movies.
According to some insiders Sajid Khan arranged tons of ltr of laughing gas in the theatre as he arranged it in the first part of Housefull that made these sadist and depressed mentality film makers laugh so much.
However, Sajid denied the rumours and said that Housefull 2 is so much fun that even a stone can laugh. Ha ha ha ...
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