India Satire: After watching Agent Vinod, US reversed its order of $10mn bounty on Lashkar-e-Taiba's Hafiz Saeed

Washington confirmed they had not watched Agent Vinod earlier therefore mistake took place

BREAKING NEWS

In a major boost to Pakistan's fight for humanity and against corporate terrorism, the US administration of President Barack Obama has took backtrack its earlier announcement of a reward of $10 million for the capture or information leading to the arrest of 26/11 mastermind Hafiz Saeed. The development came after Pakistan government sent CDs of Agent Vinod to White House which resulted into an immediate apology from the US government and thanks for eyewash from Pakistan.

"We are shocked to see the CDs which Pakistan arranged for us. A James Bond look-a-like guy called Agent Vinod (Read our detailed coverage on Agent Vinod) proved that behind terror attacks there is an Indian corporate who does this for earning bucks by short-selling equities while humanitarian organizations such as Lashkar-e-Taiba and saints like Hafiz Saeed become scapegoats.

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We are totally disheartened by our earlier step and apologize to Pakistan who has preserved such saintly people at its home. The movie also helped us understand sanity of ISI," said White House press secretary Jim Carney.

While Agent Vinod's production house Illuminati Films and producer Saif Ali Khan are still to comment on the development, Pakistan government expressed its satisfaction saying India moviemakers are matured enough to show Pakistan's terrorist organisations as humanitarian ones. However, its Army Chief Kayani said "It is unfortunate that Agent Vinod came so late. If it would have come much earlier we could have saved St. Osama bin Laden."

Mahesh Bhatt, an expert in Bollywood said "This is a good development. This will improve Indo-Pak relations and more Pakistani girls can be outsourced in the Indian movies which will enable us to make more money."

US government has asked Interpol to look at the case and make an in depth research whether any Indian corporate was involved in historical attacks on India. It also asked to take help from Agent Vinod to find out which businessmen are involved in the attacks for the sake of short-selling the equity markets.

While Congress Party denied expressing anything on the issue, its spokesperson Diggy Chacha gave his personal views.

Chacha Digvijay Singh (Diggy Chacha) said "While Agent Vinod touched upon a major burning issue like corporate upper caste people are involved in the attacks in India, the movie kept silence that the corporate guy was actually funded by RSS to make such terrorist attack and therefore US got half information. I would suggest India to send the information of RSS terrorists to US government for announcing some lucrative rewards. I would also suggest US to give back Osamaji's his life, which they had taken mistakenly."

(Editor's note= Unfortunately this note is not at all funny and it shows how Indian movie makers lack emotions for Indian people and our shameless government welcomed the move of the US government for announcing reward of $10mn rather than trying him get itself. This article goes to our Not At All Funny Category.)