Indian judiciary don't listen to me: Diggy Chacha

Expressing his frustration over Indian Judiciary, the most intelligent person in the universe Digvijay Singh (Diggy Chacha) said "Everybody in the world listen to me. Just sometime back US court saw my statement that Rajat Gupta was innocent and they let him go but our rigid judiciary system don't listen to me even I spoke loudly."

Rahul Baba set to announce Triangular Revolution; Pizza in the house of every aam aadmi

DCFC reporter approached India's future Prime Minister Rahul Gandhi (Rahul Baba) to know his views on corruption, terrorism, aam aadmi and future strategies for Congress.

Is Swami Agnivesh lost brother of Diggy Chacha?

Who is real Diggy Chacha and Swamiji?

DCFC reporter came to know a shocking truth from sources about Digvijay Singh (Diggy Chacha) and Swami Agnivesh (Swamiji). DCFC reporter is going to disclose the entire truth to its readers. See above picture: Who is real Diggy Chacha and Swamiji?

Diggy Chacha held by Bihar Police as a lost statue of Late Digvijay Singh

In a funny incidence in Lucknow, Bihar Police inadvertently held expressionless and poker face Digvijay Singh (Diggy Chacha) as a statue of Late Digvijay Singh, former Union Minister from Bihar.

Behenji Mayawati shuts Diggy's mouth by accusing centre for inflated budget on statues

Attacking the centre and in particular Diggy Chacha who said that Mayawati spent Rs10000Cr on statues, Uttar Pradesh Chief Minister and hathi mere sathi fame Mayawati (Behenji) Saturday said statue budget was inflated due to ever rising inflation and asked for more central funds to tackle deficit of funds for statues in many areas of UP.

Pronobda plans special funds for Mayawati statues if she wins UP elections

"Eet wosh an oye hopener for me," said Pronobda. "Today mhorning I read how Mayawoti had progreshed UP in loine with Gujarot holl moy beliefsh about her vanished."

Why did Anna's delegation fail to meet Rahul Baba, an inside story from DCFC reporter

In what is being seen as a PR disaster for Congress, a delegation of Anna supporters from Ralegan Siddhi, which was here to meet India's next Prime Minister and most desirable, brand ambassador of Amul Butter, Rahul Baba, was turned away by his office as they had reportedly not sought an appointment.

Raja, Yeddy Appa and Kalmadi cheered with CEC's statement over right to reject and recall

Shooting all over

Finishing off every enemy one by one, the most respected creature in the universe and mentor of India's future Prime Minister, Digvijay Singh (Diggy Chacha) is shooting all over. Congress Government's pride and BJP's envy, Diggy Chacha using only 1% part of his brain has cut all his enemies.

Sibal Uncle plans to join Team Anna to replace Bhushan Jr.

Jobless these days due to fury of the high command after disastrous suggestions to the government, Kapil Sibal (Sibal Uncle) asked Annaji to replace him on the place that would be vacant after Prashant Bhushan's (Bhushan Junior, no not Bachchan Junior).

Probhu Chowla interviewed Diggy Chacha in Sticky Baat

Probhu Chowla (Probhu Dadaji), an iconic name in the media fraternity known for his charisma, persona and sharp edged questions that often hit the nail on the head; Prabhu Chawla will be primarily seen interviewing the who's who of the political arena and renowned people from varied walks of life, entice audiences in a brand new chat show on IBN7 'Sticky Baat Probhu Ke Saath'. Today, Probhu Dadaji will interview Universe's iconic name for his intelligence and straight talks Digvijay Singh (Diggy Chacha).

Manisha Koirala wants to work with Diggy Chacha

Taking inspiration from Madhuri Dixit, Bombay girl now Nepali Aunty Manisha Koirala (Manisha) wants to return to Bollywood. According to reports from DCFC, she came to know that David Dhawan is approaching the great Digvijay Singh (Diggy Chacha) as a lead hero for his next movie venture (Please Read: David Dhawan plans Diggy Chacha for his next movie after initial success for Rascals). Therefore, Manisha tried to book the seat for the movie as a lead heroine.

"Ha ha ha, I don't want to line up for Lokpal. Rahul Baba is most deserving candidate as PM and Lokpal," said Diggy Chacha

Diggy Chacha is a man of his promise. He knows everything in the world. He knows everything in Indian Constitution. He mugged up everything and can talk about anything in the world. Therefore, to satisfy his querry, DCFC reporter asked whether he would be interested in becoming Lokpal.

"I have proof RSS is behind you, Anna," Diggy Chacha roared again

The most intelligent person in the universe and source of Rahul Baba's intelligence, Digvijay Singh (Diggy Chacha) roared again at Annaji Hazare. "I respect you a lot. Still I have proof RSS is behind you," Diggy Chacha said.

Rahul Baba ate in the house of villager in Jhansi and slept inside a school building

Rahul Gandhi (Rahul Baba), India's most desirable and future Prime Minister who is under the mentorship of great intellectual in the universe Digvijay Singh (Diggy Chacha) has added one more feather in his cap. He had dinner at the house of a villager in Jhansi and slept inside a school building.

David Dhawan plans Diggy Chacha for his next movie after initial success for Rascals

Riding on the success of movie Rascals, funny film maker David Dhawan announced plans Diggy Chacha to offer a lead role in his next movie venture.

"Media misquoted me," Asaramji Bapu

India's prominent spiritual leader Asaramji Bapu (this is different Bapu and no relation with Gandhian theory) have been slammed by most intelligent creature in the universe and mentor of future Prime Minister Rahul Baba, Digvijay Singh (popularly known as Diggy Chacha) for calling Rahul Baba as a kid.

"I am truly a global leader, don't have greed like Annaji for Presidentship," Diggy Chacha

After a long time of silence, Diggy Chacha took some time out to discuss the current affairs with DCFC reporter and share his thoughts and vision. Nothing was changed except his specs, Diggy Chacha was same visionary, intelligent and argumentative politician. He knows well what the h..l he is talking about. Same purity and same peacefulness was flowing through his tounge. We present the excerpts of his interview. DCFC readers can also read popular interview with Diggy Chacha "Statements I make and Statements I wanted to make".

Behenji Mayawati announces Rs6000Cr plan; to make special provision for Sandal making factories for job creation

With elections to the Uttar Pradesh Assembly less than six months away, Chief Minister Mayawati (Behenji) on Sunday unveiled 484 schemes worth Rs6,035Cr on the death anniversary of BSP founder Kanshi Ram. Interestingly, Behenji provided a major chunk for sandal making factories with tax rebates and huge subsidies.

Part I: Audios of Lokpal Drafting Committee of Team Anna and Government pannel leaked

The UPA government will make public the details of its negotiations with Team Anna. In a response to an RTI application, the government agreed to put in the public domain audio recordings of the Joint Drafting Committee (JDC) constituted to draft the Lokpal Bill.

Is Sibal Uncle resigned from the post of Congress National Committee of Think-Tanks?

Inventor of Zero Loss Theory and one of the most important brains of Congress Party, Kapil Sibal (Sibal Uncle) has seemed to be out for vacations since a month or so as there was no comment from him on strategic twists-n-turns of Congress after Anna Hazare fast saga. DCFC reporter plans to dig (no not diggy) more to understand what happened exactly.

India plans to launch special loan packages for BPL public to buy world's cheapest tablet

India's biggest innovator and creative eye, Dr. Montek Singh Ahluwalia (Monty Uncle) was in a hurry to submit some papers to Planning Commission officials and to tell them to add this as an important supplement to 12th Five Year Plan document. When DCFC reporter catched him up he said, "I am not at all interested right now to you. I am in a hurry and need to submit a very important document with the officials."

Indian Law Institute plans to introduce specialisation course in Defamation Laws

Considering the rising cases of defamation, Indian Law Institute (ILI) plans to introduce specialisation in Law of Defamation to create a new generation of lawyers who can advise their clients on defamation cases.

Diggy Chacha plans to case against Anna Hazare for defaming Congress in advance

Learning from his bitter experience from Twitter and Facebook, Diggy Chacha plans to file a defamation case against modern Gandhiji, Anna Hazare (Annaji) for his act which he is going to perform in future, DCFC reporter was informed by a source closed to the development.

BJP asks enquiry against 2G like BPL scam

India's one of the most intelligent personalities and Manmohan Singh's (Manji) beloved Montek Singh Ahluwalia (Monty uncle) has taken a back seat after a severe criticism on his definition of rural and urban poors.

Punjabis protest against Montek for Rs32 per day BPL saga, plans to implement Aruna aunty's offer

"Montek should explain us how did he calculate the Rs32 per day per person as below poverty line," said a furious Sardar Dingy Singh to DCFC reporter.

“It was just effort to improve language,” said supporter of great Gandhian Diggy Chacha

Most famous and intelligent netizen of India and great political leader Digvijay Singh (Diggy Chacha) filed complaint against Twenty-two people who used websites to allegedly post "highly offensive" content against him. They will face a criminal case following a complaint filed by him. The Economic Offences Wing (EOW) of Delhi Police's Crime Branch registered a case under Section 66 of IT Act, which deals with punishment for sending offensive messages through communication services, on September 29.